“Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.” -Paris Hilton
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I never thought I’d be quoting Paris Hilton, but that was harsh of her XD
(And, furthermore, I’m almost sure she’s the “jackass” in the relationship paying for everything…)
