Candy Man (by Aqua)
Make’s me feel like a kid again. Hear it!
OMG I used to listen to this song so muchhh…
Some time ago I wrote an entry about Grimace from Mickey D’s. I found this entry again and I feel a need to restate it(with it edited and changed in certain ways). I have spent many a times in my life pondering the mystery that is Grimace. What is he? What is his purpose? I mean, the other mc’d characters have some kind of purpose…fryguys are fries, penny’s a chicken, you have the mini nugget things, hamburgler’s a guy who likes his burgers, &ronald is a creepy clown. but then you have GRIMACE. A GIANT PURPLE BLOB. WHAT IS HIS PURPOSE! AND WHY IS HE NAMED GRIMACE?! WHAT DOES HE DO? He most certainly is not grimacing in terms of the facial expression. He has a creepy, “i like little boys” grin on his big purple face! On top of that, he doesnt even have any definition. He is just a giant amorphous blob. He’s not cool. He’s not even an alien or anything interesting like that. He’s a huge fucking BLOB. Great fucking work Grimace creators, what were you on and pass it my way thanks! He is something i’d see on a bad fucking trip . If anybody has any thoughts or solutions , please share, it’s GREATLY appreciated.hahahhahhaahahahahahahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
So here is a tramatic story for my youth that I never thought I’d talk about. So paying my way through school I had multiple jobs. The one for the longest period of time was McDonalds. On occasion I was asked to dress as Grimace or the Hamburgular. Sometimes I had to do this at the Mall Store. This is back when I used to smoke from time to time, So I’d get a little blaze going, dress up as a cartoon character and dance around the food court. Let me tell you, the chicks flocked to Grimace, giving hugs, taking picture. Hamburgular was seen as more of a creep, plus he’s a criminal.
Also, Fuck my life.
I had to reblog this…it just made me lmao! Seriously.
A food I will NEVER try:
“The burger, known as the Monnow Valley Burger, is comprised of a hamburger patty with two slices of melted cheese, tomatoes, secret sauce and onions sandwiched inside a Krispy Kreme Original Glazed donut and garnished with a slice of gherkin. The Monnow Valley Burger contains up to 1000 calories and 45 grams of fat.”
A DONUT burger? BLEH=[
Hah-
I remember ROFL to this song. Really catchy, though.
Listen to it. It’s “My Band” by D12
Yes, that IS a Sperm Bank.
Haha, it’s kinda cute. And ridiculous.
I don’t think they’ll ever sell that at Kmart…
![Sooo,
I’ve been cooking authentic Cuban food for my boyfriend ALL DAY.
Here’s the menu:
1)Pollo con mojo (Chicken marinated in mojo), 2)Morros y Cristianos (basically black beans and rice, but made the hard way [soaking the NOT CANNED beans overnight, making a sofrito, with a total cook time of 3 1/2 hours…]), 3) A peanut butter mood (curtosy of working at jamba juice last year and remembering the recipe.)
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OK, so the peanut butter mood ISN’T really Cuban. But it’s delicious.
I think my boyfriend will be pleased =]](http://1.media.tumblr.com/LyqLV3wSyqp38pns1OKR8wado1_400.jpg)
Sooo,
I’ve been cooking authentic Cuban food for my boyfriend ALL DAY.
Here’s the menu:
1)Pollo con mojo (Chicken marinated in mojo), 2)Morros y Cristianos (basically black beans and rice, but made the hard way [soaking the NOT CANNED beans overnight, making a sofrito, with a total cook time of 3 1/2 hours…]), 3) A peanut butter mood (curtosy of working at jamba juice last year and remembering the recipe.)
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OK, so the peanut butter mood ISN’T really Cuban. But it’s delicious.
I think my boyfriend will be pleased =]
Right now, I’m enjoying a delicious latte. No, not curtosy of silly Starbucks*, but of my personal expresso machine + hot foaming milk + vanilla. Yeah, this is the stuff!
*(Ok, starbucks isn’t silly. It’s just ‘effing stupidly expensive.)
They must have not collected very much money…
